Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Monday, September 10, 2007
Title of new 'Indiana Jones' revealed
You ROCK, PK!
Title of new 'Indiana Jones' revealed
The "Jones" cast: Shia LaBeouf, Steven Spielberg, Karen Allen (seated), Ray Winstone and Harrison Ford.
Editor's Note: Is it just me, or is Indy looking almost frail? (Jeez, how did our lovely Han Solo become such a GEEZER)? Meanwhile, Karen Allen does not appear to have aged at ALL. (And she's a leading part in this??? YAY!!!!)
NEW YORK (AP) -- The title of the new "Indiana Jones" movie, directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Harrison Ford, has been revealed.
"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" will be in theaters May 22, 2008. Editor's Note: Coincidence that the words "Crystal Skull" are in the title of a movie that opens on OddBob's birthday? (Seeing as how we are reasonably sure he FELL on his head and something BROKE)?
The title of the long-awaited fourth installment of the adventure series was announced by Shia LaBeouf, who co-stars with Ford in the film, at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas on Sunday.
The new Indy adventure, which is set in the 1950s, also stars Cate Blanchett, Ray Winstone, John Hurt, Jim Broadbent and Karen Allen.
Sean Connery, who played dad to Ford's globe-trotting archaeologist in 1989's "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade," will not reprise the role in the new movie.
The series began in 1981 with "Raiders of the Lost Ark," followed by "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" in 1984.
In promotional photos, the 65-year-old Ford appears fit as ever. Editor's Note: Umm...okay..... If you say so. Bet we won't be getting any more of that shirt-off/bodybyJake action?
"I have to say, he looks amazing," Kathleen Kennedy, the film's co-executive producer, along with George Lucas, told The Associated Press in July. "He looks fantastic in the outfit." Editor's Note: Ok, now you're just bein a TEASE.
Friday, August 31, 2007
Back to that whole treeinforestnoonehearsit thing.....
SO. HERE, you silly Mimey ODDBOB. Take THAT!
Monday, July 23, 2007
It is Now LEGAL to Think What OddBob's Thinking
Friday, July 20, 2007
OddBob Wraps up Harry Potter Week (as only OddBob can)
"Not tonight, Ginny -- I'm watching the Quidditch match."
"And lo, Harry's spirit passed forth from the realm of hardcover releases, and into a series of ghost-written paperbacks unto eternity."
"Holding Voldemort's severed head high in the air, Dudley sneered at Harry's sniveling form in the corner, and exclaimed, 'No more fat jokes, cousin.'"
"I'd like you to meet my new associate, Nearly Headless Hermione."
"Hermione, on the other hand, decided to give up the whole wizard shtick and become a dancer at a gentleman's club called The Caldron in Hogsmeade."
"Okay, Ron, now it's time for a little Paycheckium Cashicus!!"
"It was the same as the last six closing remarks that I'd heard from Dumbledore: 'If you tell your parents, I swear to God, I'll kill you in your sleep,'"
"Hermione pressed her heaving bosom against Harry and the two stepped over Ron's smoking remains, mounted his broom and flew off with hopes of a new life in a land where screaming orgasms wouldn't incinerate everything in a 50-foot radius."
"Harry trudged down the lane, devastated at the news that he was the only one who'd have to repeat 7th year."
"So, in the end, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was undone by the love that dare not speak its name."
"Harry put a quarter in the juke box on the diner table and flipped through the song list, finally settling on Journey's 'Don't Stop Believing.'"
"Hey, this Bott's Bean tastes like cyani--"
and the Number 1 Guesses at the Last Line of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"...
"And then Harry woke up from his dream to find himself still on the scaffold, with the angry citizens of Salem Village clamoring for his death."