And speaking of "Die Hard" (which we were, earlier today; OB is now not just psyCHO, but also psychIC) ----
At the most recent Cannes Film Festival, Bruce Willis let slip that they are to start shooting "Die Hard 4" very soon... Editor's Note: As we reported earlier.....
7> Bruce Willis blows away the bad guys with his shotgun-toting sidekick, Dick Cheney.
6> Florida voters confuse John McClane with John McCain and elect Bruce Willis president.
5> Bruce teams with Danny Glover, Harrison Ford and Sylvester Stallone to free their Social Security checks from a vengeful government agency. Editor's Note: giggle. (oh....guilt. Someone spank me)
4> Aging cop John McClane's plans for a quiet evening at home are thwarted when he falls, breaks a hip, can't reach the remote and misses his favorite episode of "Punk'd."
3> Policeman John McClane is just trying to have a quiet vacation in Lebanon when he finds out Gunter Gruber, Hans's long-lost son, is the new head of Hezbollah.
2> Law enforcement officer John McClane is just trying to enjoy a quiet vacation in Iran....
and the Number 1 Plotline for "Die Hard 4"...
1> This time, he dies really, really, really, really hard.