Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Sneaking in some ODD-BOB (eek..run away)!

EDITOR'S NOTE: NOT THAT YOU EVER THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE.......
The Top 8 Favorite Movies of Famous People

8> Al Roker: "Rain Man"

7> Abe Vigoda: "Big Fish"

6> Naomi Campbell: "Diary of a Mad Black Woman"

5> Chloe Sevigny: "Blow"

4> Howard Schultz, founder of Starbucks: "Sleepless in Seattle"

3> Winona Ryder: "Stealing Beauty"

2> George W. Bush: "Eraserhead"

and the Number 1 Favorite Movie of a Famous Person...

1> Katie Holmes: "I Was a Teenage Zombie"

The Top 10 Things We Learned From Science Fiction

10> There's no sound in space unless something explodes.

9> Sith Lords and Ferengi have more fun.

8> That whole history-continuity-keeping-the-universe-from-imploding
thing isn't the only reason why you shouldn't go back in time and sleep with your
great-grandmother.

7> Grammar and looks, not everything are.

6> Never, EVER wear red when going down to an unexplored planet.

5> The further your starship travels from known worlds and travel routes,
the more likely your propulsion and navigation system will have a single
point of failure.

4> In the 37th century, all humans will be white.

3> Immortals walk among us, and some fine day, the Highlander folk, the
Howard families, and the Amber family are going to get together in the
rumble of the millennium.

2> When intergalactic war is imminent, and the fate of mankind hangs in the
balance, this is the perfect time to nail the blue-skinned chick.

and the Number 1 Thing We Learned From Science Fiction...

1> Cute, little fuzzy creatures are more trouble than they're worth.

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