OddBob, we've missed ye SO!
No....we ain't that lucky.
The Top 10 Diet Crazes of the Future
10> The Sith Beach Diet
9> Lunar fat farms. You instantly lose 5/6th of your weight when you arrive!
8> Grok Your Weight Away on the Valentine Michael Smith Diet!
7> The Full Cranial Transfer diet: Take one simple pill, go to sleep, and when you wake up, your brain's been transplanted into a slimmer body!
6> The Pluto diet. It was small to start but then someone took it away from you.
5> Q's Cwazy Quiche Cookbook.
4> The "On the Beach" diet: You have to travel to Australia and wait for the end of the world before chowing down.
3> "The Soylent Green Diet". Once you find out what it is, you'll never eat again.
2> The Water-Sharing Diet: Order one meal and share it amongst your water brothers.
and the Number 1 Diet Craze of the Future ...
1> Jedi Mind Trick Diet: "This is not the chocolate strawberry triple cheesecake you're looking for." Editor's Note: NOW we're talkin!!!! (either that, or you just convince everyone ELSE that you are actually very thin and attractive?)