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Editor's Note: First up, from dweebpal Drewster, an appropriate (to dweebing) quote:

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? --Kelvin Throop III

Editor's Note: And now....heaven help us....ODDBOB ----

The Top 9 SF Birthday Ideas for Your Female Spouse

9> You're positive she's gonna LOVE that Orion Slave Girl kit you bought her!

8> A tribble, properly spayed and neutered, of course.

7> A transporter to fix anything that goes wrong. It works in Trek, doesn't it?

6> An Omega 13. So she can have the pleasure of hearing you admit she's right over and over and over and over....

5> Genuine tribble-fur gloves. No wait, stole. Wrap. Uh, full-length coat! Bedspread...?

4> The planet Jupiter in a crystal globe.

3> Her very own Lady Schick Bat'leth.

Editor's Note: OUCH.

2> Does Professor Charles Xavier have a mutant who excretes chocolates?

and the Number 1 SF Birthday Idea for Your Female Spouse...

1> To spice things up, a Stilsuit made for two.

Editor's Note: ??? Sorry. Bad QOTD. I don't get this one. ???