Editor's Note: First up, from dweebpal Drewster, an appropriate (to dweebing) quote:Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
--Kelvin Throop III
Editor's Note: And now....heaven help us....ODDBOB ----
The Top 9 SF Birthday Ideas for Your Female Spouse
9> You're positive she's gonna LOVE that Orion Slave Girl kit you bought her!
8> A tribble, properly spayed and neutered, of course.
7> A transporter to fix anything that goes wrong. It works in Trek, doesn't it?
6> An Omega 13. So she can have the pleasure of hearing you admit she's right over and over and over and over....
5> Genuine tribble-fur gloves. No wait, stole. Wrap. Uh, full-length coat! Bedspread...?
4> The planet Jupiter in a crystal globe.
3> Her very own Lady Schick Bat'leth.
Editor's Note: OUCH.
2> Does Professor Charles Xavier have a mutant who excretes chocolates?
and the Number 1 SF Birthday Idea for Your Female Spouse...
1> To spice things up, a Stilsuit made for two.
Editor's Note: ??? Sorry. Bad QOTD. I don't get this one. ???