Nothing says Friday like ODDBOB

EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS WAS A HECTIC, GOOFY WEEK. SO WHAT BETTER WAY TO SLIDE DOWN THE BARBED BANNISTER OF FRIDAY THAN WITH A SOUPCON OF ODDBOB?!

SEE, OB.....FRENCH! (ISH).

Despite the poor performance of its first film, "Akeelah and the Bee," Starbucks is looking for other properties to develop.

The Top 9 Movies in Development From Starbucks

9> Some Like It Iced

8> 28 Days Latte

7> StarBucks Episode II: Attack of the Scones

EDITOR'S NOTE: OW.

6> Like Water for Non-Fat Triple-Extra-Whip _Mocha Latte

5> The Konaheads

4> Legally Grande

3> The Life and Times of Judge Roast Bean

2> Chai Hard

EDITOR'S NOTE: IS THIS OBSCENE? OR JUST BAD COFFEE?

and the Number 1 Movie in Development From Starbucks...

1> V for Venti

EDITOR'S NOTE: BUNCHES OF STAR WARS STUFF COMING THIS WEEKEND, DWEEBPALS. TA! (AND MTFBWY, NATCH).