The Party's OVER (OddBob goes to the Oscars)

EDITOR'S NOTE: LEST WE THINK THE FRIVOLITY COULD LAST FOREVER, ODDBOB PRETTY MUCH STICKS A FORK IN IT.

The Top 8 Surprises at This Year's Academy Awards
8> Grant Heslov really *is* monochromatic.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I'M HAVING A NUTRASWEET MOMENT...WHO'S GRANT HESLOV?

7> Funny moment when Shirley MacLaine showed up in the "In Memoriam"
montage. Again.

6> Security was under strict orders to keep Angelina and Jennifer at least
100 yards apart at all times.

5> On Hollywood Boulevard, hundreds of pimps cheered the Best Song winner.

4> Charlize Theron somehow ended up with the bow on her dress that was
supposed to cover J.Lo's backside.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I THOUGHT THAT BOW WAS FOR FELICITY HUFFMAN'S CLEAVAGE?

3> Jake Gyllenhaal wore a vial of Heath Ledger's blood around his neck.

2> As the Best Actress award was announced, you could actually see the last
shred of manhood escape from Ryan Phillippe.

EDITOR'S NOTE: NOT THAT HE WAS USING IT FOR ANYTHING ANYWAY...

and the Number 1 Surprise at This Year's Academy Awards...
1> Producers of "Brokeback Mountain" still haven't given their concession
speech, pending results of a Florida recount.

EDITOR'S NOTE: NOTHING WRAPS UP THE AWARDS SEASON LIKE AN ODDBOB OSCAR ITEM, EH?