The Party's OVER (OddBob goes to the Oscars)
8> Grant Heslov really *is* monochromatic.
7> Funny moment when Shirley MacLaine showed up in the "In Memoriam"
6> Security was under strict orders to keep Angelina and Jennifer at least
100 yards apart at all times.
5> On Hollywood Boulevard, hundreds of pimps cheered the Best Song winner.
4> Charlize Theron somehow ended up with the bow on her dress that was
supposed to cover J.Lo's backside.
3> Jake Gyllenhaal wore a vial of Heath Ledger's blood around his neck.
2> As the Best Actress award was announced, you could actually see the last
shred of manhood escape from Ryan Phillippe.
and the Number 1 Surprise at This Year's Academy Awards...
1> Producers of "Brokeback Mountain" still haven't given their concession
speech, pending results of a Florida recount.