ODDBOB Salutes Oscar Week?

TO KICK OFF OUR WEEK-LONG SALUTE TO THE OSCARS (TCM TAKES MORE THAN A MONTH, BUT THE DWEEBLETTER IS STREAMLINED AND EFFICIENT!), HERE'S A CONTRIBUTION FROM OUR VERY OWN ODDBOB.

CAVEAT READER.....

The Top 7 Signs It's Going to Be a Bad Year for Movies
7> Every title is followed by a number greater than III.

6> Universal is planning to sell the "Dude, Where's My Car?" trilogy on DVD by Christmas.

5> Movies starring musicians-turned-actors outnumber movies starring actors-turned-musicians.

4> "My Big Fat Aryan Cross-Burning."

3> Theaters are offering 0.0% financing on concessions.

2> Sharon Stone breaks her hip; she's unable to uncross her legs.

and the Number 1 Sign It's Going to Be a Bad Year for Movies...

1> Following the success of "Spider-Man" and "Daredevil," studios are rapidly developing Mary Worth and Mark Trail features.

EDITOR'S NOTE: FORTUNATELY, NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE IN PLAY AT PRESENT, SO I THINK WE CAN LOOK BACK ON 2004 AS QUITE THE GOOD YEAR FOR MOVIES.