As Threatened.....OddBob's Corner

EDITOR'S NOTE: IT'S FRIDAY. I FIND THAT PAINFUL THINGS AREN'T QUITE AS PAINFUL ON FRIDAYS.

The Top 10 Other Uses for Tribbles

10> Cozies for Ewok eggs.

EDITOR'S NOTE: DOUBLEDWEEBING. GIGGLE.

9> Attach a handle, and who needs a Swiffer?

8> Great for getting the dust out of the CPU heat sink.

7> Let's just say "paintball" involves neither paint nor balls.

6> They'll buff your shuttlecraft to a fine polish. (And no, that's not a euphemism.)

EDITOR'S NOTE: PHEW. CAUSE THAT WOULD BE SILLY. (AND WOULD NEVER FIT RIGHT IN WIT THE REST OF THIS).

5> Cheese puffs for really BIG eaters.

4> Add super glue and a power drill -- build a portable shoe buffer.

3> Strawberry/banana/tribble smoothies.

2> Tribble. It's what's for dinner.

and the Number 1 Other Use for Tribbles...

1> A soft, silky, renewable source of toilet paper!